I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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