there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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