we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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