I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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