No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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