There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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