I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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