Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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