If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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