How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Let's get the cat blown out
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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