i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he puts the penis in happiness.
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I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.