I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.