): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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YAS. BRING CRAB.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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