just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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