i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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