i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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