We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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