it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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