Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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