I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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