my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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