i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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