none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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