wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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