I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
