Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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