were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize
