are you still at the devil's house?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She needs sedatives and a leash
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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