please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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