Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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