I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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