Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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