i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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