OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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