Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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