walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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