I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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