ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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