we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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