Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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