The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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