he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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