You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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