your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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