"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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