dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.