Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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