i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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