Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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