scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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