i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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