stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he shaved USA in his pubs
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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