ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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