Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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