Do vagina's smell?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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