Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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