Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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